Yes Sir Alex

The appearance of Sir Alex Ferguson during those summer loving months (July, August) in defence at the court proceedings of Alex’s former player Ryan Giggs v the former girlfriend Kate Greville with alleged coercive, controlling behaviour and assault charges directed at Giggs, the accused, being the order of the day my Lord. The representation on Gigg’s behalf by Sir Alex has to be questioned, is it offensive? Ridiculous, a travesty, where is the Sweeny Todd flying squad? The courtroom character reference of Giggs has no relevance, no substance, not relative, Fergie is not privy to Ryan’s behaviour behind closed doors. The general public’s persona of Giggs is rated to suggest at cesspit level and there are reasons for that with one’s off the pitch track record, to try and hide behind the sporting façade is not acceptable, but this does not mean that Ryan is guilty.

To have one’s dirty linen laid to bare, smacked arses and broken suitcases, the jury failed to come to a decision because it seems that the two former love birds are as bad as each other, in the same pod, mushed. A long delay for a re-trail is on the agenda, more sweaty palms time for Ryan, time to shine those crystal balls in lieu of another girlfriend, why not indeed, gigolo.

The Gotchas

The talentless Brooklyn Beckham appeared in a photo shoot for an edition of the Hong Kong Vogue magazine, David Tweeted “Proud of you, you’re looking good bust” (patheticness prevails), no bust gutting on a hard day’s work Brooklyn, perhaps King Kong could do the job, proud!

Another oddity came with the insomnia drolls of the former Arsenal Gooner Lee Dixon, who has endured a punditry relegation to the Amazon punditry seat. Always good for a gotcha, Dicko to his friends, seems appropriate, stated that goalkeepers no longer wear caps because the sun has changed, perhaps to a lighter yellow variety, quote Dixon “We have the global warming, allegedly”. Could it be to drench out those rays.

Two managers of note, the departed Thomas Tuchel and the Jurgen Klopp wear the head gear on the touchline, perhaps the sun has changed direction to the touchlines, to the tennis players, you have been notified. Commentator in cheek Peter Drury claimed the sun has changed because we have bigger stadiums, now there might be some truth in that, the stadiums are not prone to the weather conditions? Confused? So is Drury. If the Amazon owner Mr Jeffrey Bezos is planning another shuttle ride to the star spangled galaxy, the need to pre-book two seats for Dixon and Drury, marked down, the point of no return, they have table tennis balls up there, ping, pong, those crazed sun rays.

The next gotcha came with the spotted former boxer, Terry Marsh, down at the Heybeli Beach Istanbul (ring that bell, ding dong) some time after shots being fired at the Turkish football federation headquarters formed 1923, the year of the Time Magazine, time in sync? Now the question is, was Frank Warren in the building? Gotcha.

The crazed gotchas continue with the French club Marseille who have a history of being a thug club, so when their former player Joey ‘The Birdman’ Barton appeared with the club’s supporters at White Hart Lane v Tottenham Hotspur in the Champions League, was it a surprise? Thugs unite, that’s what they do, Barton was seen giving the middle finger to the Spursy supporters, seems to be the appropriate behaviour pattern for Barton who was on loan to the French club during the 2012-13 season and in one’s mind seems to think that he has a strong affiliation to Marseille come rapport, oh for those harmonic tunes Joey gave cause for concern while at the club by suggesting there was a transgender in the team ethos packet, now that’s no to sprout about. Barton t-shirted with the words ‘Orange Revolution’, rebellious Joey, any snipers about, gotcha.

The strange one on occasions, Radio TalkSport’s Trevor Sinclair, caused outrage following the Queen’s death by suggesting that during the monarch’s reign racism has accelerated. Sinclair has previous of mothballing into ugliness with past arrests, intoxicated being the charges, drunk as a skunk, an unpleasant smell, Sinclair. For the record, a skunk is black and white, banished to the outer reaches, the five gongs of the gotchas.

Correctness Prevails

The critical reviews in some quarters within the footballing landscape across the country with matches being cancelled in respect of Her Majesty was unacceptable. How can supporters from our clubs cheer from the rafters with ease for their team, that would not have been appropriate.

The faces behind the cancellations, the digital, media and sport, the driving forces were classed from a media section pit of bullies as cowards which came with their selfish angst being the removal of their football dietary for one weekend, they have shown their mark, branded.

Respects

Her Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II
1926-2022