The Magnificent Seven

I love this Liverpool Express, no Jurgen it’s Virgin Airlines, we have lift-off then, oh sorry tram lines signposted to London the Chelsea Chelsea then a re-scheduled match 12.30 kick-off time. Is it a Saturday oh that shit time, I need to put my moaning Minnie hat on, fucking Sky Sports they put all this money in and then expect us to play at this time, ridiculous time I need some shut eye, where’s Pochettino, he’s adjusting one’s bracelet, donning the black gear ‘The Man from Milk Tray’ any chocolates on offer? No Mauricio’s the gutsy one bravo.

Oh look there’s Thomas Frank where is he going perhaps had a night out on the Liverpool tiles you never can tell, friend of Rooney? Hit the Chelsea Chelsea over the bridge, parachute in 007, 7 Km on the meter, why not anything’s possible in the Premiership, what a landing what an entrance three points on offer v Fulham and the Marco Silva sitting in the corner doing his fish finger routine using one’s fingers on tactical changes, what on the menu? You’ve guesses it fish fingers. I can hear some hoarseness it’s Sean Dyche walking the walk wearing that crisp white shirt with the imaginary stroking of the puff followed with the usual quote “We’re getting there, getting there” we’re onto the Arsenal flight path the Emirates, SAV navigator operative, but we have a train driver Sean, so that’s how we’re moving, time to fast forward, “We’re getting there, getting there”. Oh there’s Roy Hodgson deep in thought pondering his next move, cups of tea at home with the wife and all that, I need to smell the grass, fly me high fly me long Selhurst Park is my home, Roy the Eagle has landed wham bam we are the Palace. How do I get off this bloody train, any thoughts Joe, no good asking Joe Biden, wake me up before you go go. Sitting at the Roy table is the Postecoglou, the grasping of two chins together tactics who needs tactics let the kangaroos run free and wild, pouch the opposition come on you Aussies, no Aussies in this team Ange, ring that bell next stop approaching, run free you Magnificent Seven it’s only a game, enjoyed the ride.

Link to article June 5^th 2019 ‘A Satire Take on the Managers in the Wild Wild West

Money’s Gone South

The tried and the trusted taken to one’s cleaners by one’s football agent, surprise surprise Cilla does the suit fit, those pockets of the rogued agents who like to strip bare any cheese splattered client, splat there goes that cheese again. So has Gareth Southgate been splattered by the infamous gate cheese pizza or is it just the appetizer for Southgate reportedly unknowingly being ripped off for millions in a twenty-five million fraudulent property deal, fool hardy Gareth. The Gospel has it that Gareth gave agent Terry Byrne or is it to burn your fingers and to leave the green ink as your remembrance cart blanche to one’s finances to feed the rogue. No surprise here Cilla with Byrne operating in part under the umbrella of the Football Association, the all badged up rogues in arms, Glen Hoddle and Joe Cole have also come under the money dry cleaning of Byrne, chase the missing millions it’s all gone south. Link to article May 30^th 2023, Razzamatazz, Parasite City, Parasite Falls.

Daffy Duck

The Pep Guardiola Daffy Duck quote time lightened up those dreary wet days in Manchester, or did it? The twitchy Pep rolling his own on the cusp of the tongue. Any ideas what the small white ball is? Answers on a postcard. Pep was responding to the Everton charge sheet who trail City on one charge to City 115 charges. So what chance do City have? No chance, is that right? Pep tried to dress it up, quote “As being the same”. City’s financial scale will far outweigh Everton’s, a breach is a breach, it’s all financial. Pep reiterated that he has had assurances from City’s hierarchy , if Pep can saddle rest assured then he needs to do the Daffy Duck and jump on board the Road Runner for a wake-up call, bip, bip. Pep’s former assistant Mickel Arteta made 209 appearances for Everton over a six year period stated quote “To fight is Everton, they will always find a way”. Will City? Rest assured Pep time to roll your own with City and Chelsea to face an independent commission during Autimn 2024.

February 2024 edition will feature the Johann Cruyff -> Rinus Michel’s effect. Part 1 -> Total Football