The Olympic Dopers?

The projected ‘enhanced games’ is a new concept to the sporting block which caters for dopers from the athletics world to take performance enhancing drugs in the disciplines of the weightlifting, swimming, gymnastics and combat sports, no disciplines required, just keep taking the drugs all sign posted for 2025 billboarded as a drug’s fest.

The non anticipated termed the ‘enhanced games’ has been formulated by Aron Dsouza, an Australian businessman, follow that boomerang. Dsouza is vaulting the 2012 silver 100 metre freestyle swimming Olympian James Magnussen has been set the goal to break the long standing 50 metre record and pocket 1.5 million pounds all enhanced, but it will not be real, fake, plastic, cheating, too many steroids lead to stupidity. So will the game’s symbol be those golden balls ringed out. The world athletics president Seb Coe has condemned the games alongside WADA, the World Anti-Doping Agency quote “A dangerous and irresponsible concept”. The athletes will be committing anti-doping violations, does that render jail time? Sing that canary, tweet tweet.

Pill Popping into Production

AFC Wrexham’s co-owner Rob McElhenney has been commissioned to produce a documentary on the enhanced games with film director Ridley Scott of the Gladiator film fame on board, but it’s nothing to crowe about, is that right Russel, no gladiators here. Quote McElhenney “I am honoured to tell the story behind the enhanced games”, you cannot be serious what a racket, link to article dated Dec 5^th 2023 League 2 Part 1 ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’.

McElhenney will be filming the Athletes train and dope up, what a waste, hit me with your steroid stick, hit me to be encapsulated, the trials, the tribulations, the triumphs, a sick fest, bring in the clowns, enjoy the laced trifles, spoon it all in, is Putin in town? Any Russian athletes? Let’s hope it doesn’t impact on young aspiring athletes, so would McElhenney assist the addicts on the streets of Wrexham, to dope up squeeze tight, hold your body tight, is that the case? McElhenney’s hometown the Philadelphia exposes it all, junk cities, twinned. Does the AFC Wrexham owner’s role play break the code of ethics as club owners? To be sanctioned? The message to McElhenney, if you want to keep your image good you must remain consistent, AFC Wrexham and all that. The Olympic games president Sebastian Coe has described the intended event as ‘bollocks’ to hang man noose with confirmation confirmed by the malfunctioning public relations system, quote “We knew this deserved a deep exploration thoughtful process”. What steroid bollocks grow them balls, the beast is back in town, growl. Smell the greens it’s all ethical, load up load up at the pill popping fest, run them production lines, any airtime for AFC Wrexham perhaps that’s part of the deal? Games on, on your marks and go to the sound of the scattered gun, pills amok, POP.

The Return of Kermit

Remember Mesut Ozil, who played for Arsenal, Ozil who played out his closing scenes to run down his 350,000 pounds a week contract while sitting on the bench holding an umbrella faking injury and too lazy bones to break into a sweat, a friend of Pogba perhaps.

Ozil has taken to the social media networks to seek relevance lording ones gym work ethic how? The pills do the work, beefed out, ladened with tattoos looking for the Arnie effect “I’ll be back”, no you won’t, rest up that’s your normal routine. Mesut has developed bottle sized skin creatures on the elbows, what’s gone wrong? Mesut nicknamed Kermit has linked to McElhenney with a five percent investment in the Hollywood duo’s purchase of the Mexican club Necaxa who are pouncing on increased streaming content, must be something in the air, perhaps Ozil is looking to be the poster boy of the enhanced games, why not indeed.

Boxing’s Charity of Farce

The general consensus with the boxing fraternity is the Saudi’s cannot provide the boxing atmosphere, they could use tapes with noise to be generated to create to hold court with the fakeness of it all, the bullshit, the hypocrites, the surrealness and our special thanks to his excellency who provides the dosh, the thank you excellency is spewed out countless times by Warren, Hearn and crones, the boxers are also thankful as well, I bet millions to be stashed, all and sundry running around for his excellency who enamours the plaudits, for what? Providing the money, sickly.

Frank Warren smiling like a Cheshire cat on brick top hill and Eddie Hearn doing what Eddie does best, snaking inside the bullshit, as for the hordes of boxing lovers who have been robbed of watching the big fights live UK and stateside the message is clear, we didn’t give a sun-drenched arse about you, it’s on the Saudis. The Saudis will never create an atmosphere for big time boxing, it’s a deathly charade, they cannot be seen to be jumping around like maniacs with the verbals, that cannot be done it’s all part of the system, the former WBC World Cruiserweight Champion Tony Bellew laid claim to the fights in Saudi generating an atmosphere, time to call Bellew out who works for Dazn Boxing as an analyst within the Saudis domain. Bellew knows that’s not the case and is wary of upsetting the Saudis as to not affect those paydays, Bellew likes to portray a straight bat, not on this occasion. Another claimer from Bellew came with the belief that without the Saudis the fights would not happen, is that the case?

To suggest it would take longer to contract the fights, the boxers need to fight, to take Tyson fury out of that equation with the world boxing council the WBC president Mauricio Sulaiman attached to Fury’s purse strings to provide the service to keep any worthy threatening opponents at bay, mandatory status boxers were being side showed in order for Fury to hand pick his opponents, the Saudis his excellency forced Fury to fight Usyk for the shifty payday, Sulliman was paid off.

Promoter Frank Warren has taken to holding hands with his excellency a worry for Frank, perhaps that’s the price for the raiding of the loot, don’t go there Frank, you’re too old for that shit, leave it to the snake charmer Eddie Hearn to do the rattling, creep times on the ride of a lifetime, his excellency’s sweet chariot of loot, get ready to rumble, it’s showtime Saudi style.

To Feature in August’s Edition

‘Bend it Like Beckham’ and Robbie Fowler’s ‘Mystery Tour’.