Burberry Town

Welcome to the stars, fly that flag in flashback to the Burberry London Fashion Show and all that, with an array of Premiership players in attendance plus Gareth Bale and his wife with a non-matching of the brown and blacks as if they had escaped from a dreadful tea party. Ben Chilwell of the Chelsea, Chelsea seemed to have changed his allegiance with a cris-crossed blue, white and black top similar to the Scottish flag. Time to do a runner Ben. The most audacious look came from the Arsenal wing man Bukayo Saka, who was wearing a Dam Buster’s jacket. Seems appropriate for the Saka, who dive bombs down the wing. On £300,000 a week he could purchase the Spitfire. The trouser effect came with a weird fabric type canvas to iron out the creases, confused? So is Saka. Teammate Martin Odegaard took the ‘sod this’ stance, wearing normal clobber to bring some sanity to the Burberry’s, enter Tottenham’s Son-Heun, with a heavy ladened imposing black jacket to go with the badged up trousers and stilted shoes on the colour match-up, with the wearing of the Darth Vader helmet would seal the deal, sabers at hand. There was no sighting of the top clobber, clobber the Dominic Calvert-Lewin, link to article Feb 5^th 2022 ‘Oh Fashion’. Fellow clobber, Tom Davies, hit the blade runner en route to new club Sheffield United, with a side on shaven headed look, perhaps Tom has dumped the clobber, any new clobbers ready to air a sighting, don’t, the ones need to put the pen and paper to one side on the footballer’s fashion, stick to the perfume, Burberry’s and all that.

The Road to Heaven?

Sporting figures who find the road to God, are we to doubt? From the former Heavyweight Champion of the World, George Forman, who found his destiny in the dressing room post-fight and converted to being a priest. The George money well started to run dry and a decade on George returned to boxing to fund the founder, no not God but George. The robes were laid bare for the ropes of the boxing ring to reinvent. Did George seek approval, deep, deep down?

The former WBO and WBC Middleweight and Super Middleweight Champion respectively, Nigel Benn named the ‘dark destroyer’, had been encountered and became a born again Christian. Benn who had the heart of the lion, where’s it all gone? Nige goes all blubbery and tearful at the mention of his boxing son Connor’s denials at taking a banned substance, to become an emotional wreck ‘I cannot handle it syndrome’. There’s always Chris Eubank with the sheriff’s badge to confide in, or perhaps not. Connor entered the termed ‘cult religious’ school at the age of twelve, some would suggest a brain washing cult.

Nicknames as they go have been afforded to Le God, Matt Le Tissier, and to Robbie Fowler, revered as God on Merseyside. So where do we draw the line? No, not that line Robbie. One player who remained anonymous was Philip Mulryne, ring any bells? That’s for later, who at United came in thought the front door sharpish, and went out the back door rapid. Scottie’s beamer located Mulryne with spells at Norwich City, Cardiff, and Leyton Orient, before embarking on the outer sphere of the non-leagues. Time to ring that bell, Mulryne is now a Catholic priest in Cork, pop that cork on mass.

The former Chelsea and Newcastle United striker, Gavin Peacock, converted to being a pastor in Calgary, Canada. In one’s new role Peacock has been airing his views to concur with the ‘Birdman’ Joey Barton stance, to mock women’s role plays in football. Peacock reached out further and entered into the disturbing outer boundaries, by claiming that women’s role is to be of a submissive nature. Is it time to submit Peacock as a fruit cake, an out with the ark think tank? To suggest that Peacock needs to concentrate more on his conversion to one’s new roleplay, to abide by, to the believers the ‘road to heaven’. Are we to doubt the chosen sporting figures?

Radio Burberry

Time to hit Radio Burberry, or is it TalkSport? Football’s Gospel speaker Simon Jordan hit the air waves with the planked Troy Deeney, who donned the thick black rimmed glasses, to try and add credence to one’s speak. Deeney, who hung his players out to dry at his previous posting as manager of Forest Green Rovers, exercised one’s thickness, quote “There are ways you should handle people, ways that you should do things.” Deeny who treated his players like shit. A thought process thinking he is stations above was further highlighted, quote Deeney “Players at the age of 27, 28 who are still playing in League 2 have not applied themselves”. Disrespectful Deeney, a throw away comment. In situ with Simon Jordan who railroaded the Chelsea supporters for their criticism of the Chelsea owner Todd Boehly, quote “Whoever has heard of an owner being vilified after spending 1 billion pounds?”, Jordan slammed the supporters as being pathetic. Across another blue divide at Everton, Jordan criticised the Toffee’s owner Farhad Moshiri, for over 500 million pounds of wasteful spending. Time to change the name plate to ‘Radio Contradiction’, clunk click every verbal trip. Reference your previous actions and notes, you have been dismantled, time to blow those Burberry’s or is it raspberries?

The Premiership’s Raspberries

Everton have been raspberried with a further points reduction of two points, the Premier League revisited the original reduction, the double jeopardy syndrome. Another points reduction will follow next season, the newly termed, treble jeopardy. The Prem do not take into account the club’s new stadium costs but will now lever the Toffee’s 6.5 million interest accumulated on stadia build towards a third points reduction. The lens clearly states the agenda v Everton.