The Tripes of the Times

To highlight of recent times the picks of the gobbledegook spoken and actioned upon, swallow that ball with airtime given to all and sundry on the themed football to spin out their piffle of the motley crew. First onto the plank we have Steven Gerrard plying his wares in the forgotten leagues of the Saudis, the media keeps the narrative alive, is it time to walk away from the bullshit? The two coohooters of Gerrard and Jamie Henderson, quote Gerrard “It’s a proud moment”, it’s a big club on signing a contract extension while the we are family merchant Henderson scissor cutting on his contract and departs to Ajax. Henderson could not stand the glare of the midday sun and the sounds of the barking dogs with disdain.

On arrival at the beached Ajax the sick bags were handed out to squelch before Hendersons array of sick fest quotes “Here we go” quote Henderson “I am happy to be here and excited”. Gerrard and Henderson worthy of scorn? It does become entertaining, bring on the clowns.

The clowns of the Premier League fronted by the CEO Richard Masters on their severe sanctioning of Everton Football Club have slapped a second sanction which becomes a ‘double jeopardy window’ to be charged again for the 2020-21 and 2021-22 seasons, loopholes in the laws, it’s all pebbledash but that’s the Premier League’s honchos, they stick to the pan. The masters quote of Everton and the also sanctioned Nottingham Forest being small clubs sums up the mindset and reveals all to fall short on the historical value of Everton and forest reveals the Richard Masters ignorance.

The other ignorance on the tripe block being the sacked Forest Green Rovers manager Troy Deeny who launched into his players. Troy’s two planks and the thickness to go with it don the dunce hat. Deeney’s scathing attacks on his players aired in the public domain is a stigma and a no entry zone, criticism of players should be held in the manager’s office. Deeney has returned to one’s doghouse. From terrible Deeny to the ungrateful shit on the Brentford block Ivan Toney who during ones eight month ban has prospered one’s bank account with Brentford continuing to pay Toney’s wages who in turn on his return outlined his wishes to join a big club, silence is better served. The club fawning over Toney is questionable to become putty in the hands, watch the betting slip. Time for a ‘café au lait’ it’s Toney’s show time. Link to article 4^th July 2023 The Yankee Doodle Dandy, Ivan the Terrible, archived.

A large tripe bowl sits at the football association who are theoretically football’s regulator but are a toothless spine courting the powers to the Premierships CEO Richard Masters who is not fit for purpose. The FA who deduct Reading FC points for financial breaches to kick the club in the proverbials, more hardship imposed. The club’s wrecker the Chinese owner Dai Yongge who passed the prospective owner fit and proper persons test, how? The CV would have read, previous owner of the Chinese club Beijing Renhe who went bankrupt and later had a financial involvement with the Belgian club KGV Roeselare who also hit the financial buffers. The game’s rulers are impotent, the FA should fit the reading bill.

Creamed

Jim Radcliffe’s to put the title Sir to one side, the donning of the sword on the shoulder an outdated mechanism, 25% ownership of Manchester United on a recent purchase stake still leaves the reviled Glaziers with their cake and eating it signature ‘creamed’ the Glaziers motto.

Radcliffe is to oversee the daily chores at the club while the gruesome brothers still ‘cream’ the money in, Jim the cleaner, as for any leaking roofs that falls on Jims mop.

Good Bad and the Ugly

Last season’s Premiership players out of contract and sent packing trying to stay relative through media outlets to be termed pitiful? Their pockets ladened with cash looking for one last pay day to sustain their egos. The former Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea vaults that he cannot find a club, no club will pay the Spaniard’s extortionate wages, that’s the real narrative.

Another former United player, the Tessie Lingard who pipe cleaned Nottingham Forest of ten million pounds in wages without breaking sweat and expects another mug club to pick up the tab. One bargain on the block is the former Chelsea ‘mad dog’ forward Diego costa who would load up against the opposition and give them a fright scowling passion, driven one hundred percent effort, the word pitiful cannot be attached, a deserving player. The list can go on, but the three afforded highlights the good, the bad and the ugly of a trail of out of contract former Premiership players.

April’s edition will feature the rest of the Prem, 15 clubs and the ‘Road to Heaven’

Jessie Lingard

According to the Jessie Lingard ‘Let’s go baby’ call twenty six clubs made contact. Jessie’s fraudulent play to go with one’s speak. A 2 year contract has been signed with FC Seoul in South Korea, who? Lingard sold his soul prior to the United departure, time to raise the middle finger.